Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to just go in and do a little freestanding comedy

And if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it. Hey, what is the deal with the smart car?

How smart is that those things are tiny? Can you even drive them in traffic?

Yeah, I'm so smart. E equals mc squared. I drive a smart car. That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is kit

from Knight Rider. Knight Rider. That's a car that can talk. Can smart car talk? Nope. That's not smart. And also Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Very smart. And

you everybody can laugh. It doesn't have to just be the idiots.

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What do you want me to do? I don't care. Get a job.

Get a job? Yeah. Just get a job while I step on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job kit and fire off into job land.

We're jobs growing jobbies. All right, I'm going to assume that's hypothetical, right?

Your hypothetical is kind of tightly constrained and I doubt whether that kind of thing would ever happen.

I'm not going to sit here and juggle hypotheticals that aren't in the world.

I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment it makes my ears want to throw up. Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something.

Obviously a regular listener to this here podcast. Welcome everybody to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Try to use that phone.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Quick question though. Am I pennant about the fire? Am I being brave for everyone else?

I'm going with being brave for everybody out there in listener land. That's what I'm going to do today.

I'm going to be brave here on episode 2000 and 91 in a collector series coming to you as always from the Burbank Springs broadcast facility

Purchotat, Alabama Hill here in Bellingham, Washington. The Bay City.

A pod dog? Where is it?

Perro.

She's nowhere to be found. You know what? She's turning into a real teenager.

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