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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2089: Cat Panic

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2016

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is having a cat emergency this morning, and he doesn't know what to do. Luke is in Sacramento, where people are trying to get him to drink booze out of animal bones. Plus, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's latest scandal involves candy that melts in your mouth (not in your hand), and Luke decides his shirt needs a shower.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What? April 1st? Oh man, I can't check my email today!

0:06.0

Here it comes! Here it comes!

0:08.0

Twist myself!

0:09.0

Home Star, everybody knows the Internet already ruined April Fool's Day.

0:14.0

On February 7th, 2008, ironically enough.

0:17.0

But it's the day the Internet gets on the Internet to make inside jokes about the Internet.

0:22.0

Exactly! And I can't wait to be so fooled when my favorite website looks like it's from another time period!

0:29.0

Oh man! This looks just like one of the flashy cartoon websites from 2002!

0:36.0

T-B-T-L!

0:42.0

I'm gonna fool you!

0:44.0

You talk better than you fool!

0:46.0

I'll fool you up real nice!

0:48.0

You couldn't fool your mother and the fooling is day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!

0:53.0

Los Angeles, California, Republican Line, here is Jack! Go ahead!

0:57.0

Good morning! I'm Jack Ciclin.

0:59.0

I just want to make it clear, first of all, I'm calling from Bel Air, California,

1:03.0

but I am originally from Philadelphia, specifically West Philadelphia.

1:08.0

But anyway, I was actually discussing this issue with a friend of mine recently,

1:12.0

while I was in Philly, occurred out of basketball court.

1:16.0

At some point, during the conversation, a couple of guys were up to no good.

1:21.0

Essentially started causing trouble in my neighborhood.

1:25.0

What is going on? Is this exercise? Is this for real? People do this?

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