Episode #2088: Bridge Over Troubled Podcast

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Luke is in Portland, where street performers are encroaching on his space and teenagers are doing crazy drugs in drop-top VWs. He and Andrew offer an update on the New Jersey house that's being haunted by a real-life "watcher", and Luke's 12-year-old nemesis tries to bury the hatchet.

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0:00.0	Well, you know, things have changed. I mean, if you get on a podcast network,
0:03.2	podcasts can lead to a book deal, which can lead to a basic cable holding deal,
0:07.3	which can lead to Hulu, which leads to Amazon, which leads to a golden globe
0:10.8	speech where you're thanking the trans community. I like all those things.
0:13.8	Except Amazon. They gave Woody Allen a show, and they wouldn't take my humidifier back.
0:18.0	Hey, let's celebrate! I'm going to a bar where podcasters hang out.
0:22.0	Oh, wow! That sounds pretty crazy!
0:25.0	Well, oh, trivia nights in Sane. Sarah Cainig wore shorts with tights one time.
0:29.8	T-B-T-L!
0:35.6	The comedy fraternity of show business is a fast-paced, nutty, funny world.
0:40.6	There are all those openings for good comedy talent.
0:43.9	Oh, my God! Look at this thing! That's a tuna, bro!
0:48.0	What's your name? My name? Oh, let me tell you my name.
0:51.6	Uh, I'm confused. I'm confused because I never went to school.
0:55.8	We just have a good rhythm together, you know what?
0:58.0	He sort of feels me out. I feel him out. And, uh, we go for it.
1:02.4	Oh, my God, man! We have seen some ****! We ain't never seen before!
1:09.6	And probably hearing it. On a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,
1:15.2	this right here, folks, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live,
1:19.6	coming to you from the beautiful,
1:22.9	be beautiful sunny city of Portland, Oregon, the Bay City.
1:28.8	It's episode two thousand and eighty-eight in a collector series.
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