Episode #2060: A Parliament of Jingles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss Transparent, The Revenant, and why Luke didn't get any sleep last night. Plus, Harper Lee led a surprisingly interesting quiet life, which leads Luke and Andrew to spend 10 American Pies trying to figure out what a Delmonico Steak is. Plus, we get our first TBTL Listener Line jingle!

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0:00.0	So get this, Blinda is saying she has fibromyalgia yet again, which means that I have to cover the Houston conference.
0:07.0	That is so awesome babe.
0:09.0	It can happen anytime.
0:10.0	Oh my god.
0:11.0	You're not even listening to me.
0:13.0	Here at ListenAlert, our trained operators are standing by waiting to respond to your calls to hear how things turned out.
0:20.0	We're prepared with such phrases as, are you kidding me?
0:24.0	Or aha, or she's the worst.
0:27.0	Sounds like you handle that perfectly.
0:30.0	ListenAlert, this is Jeff, tell me everything.
0:32.0	Don't leave out your feelings.
0:33.0	I'm on my third day of green juice, but since I'm having a salad tonight, I think it's okay.
0:38.0	You should have a podcast.
0:40.0	All this is covered by a low, low price of $100,000 a month.
0:44.0	So it was like my grandma's house, but at the same time it was not totally my grandma's house.
0:49.0	Like, we will not listen to your dreams.
0:52.0	We are not saints.
0:53.0	T-B-T-L!
0:59.0	How can they say this about me?
1:01.0	I don't believe it.
1:03.0	I show them.
1:04.0	I record everything.
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