Episode #2059: Everett In The Front, Party In The Back
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2016
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew come up with a hit new TV show called "So I Married An Ax Millionaire." They discuss that, Luke's surprise phone call, and Apple's refusal to help the FBI hack into a phone. Plus, a listener defends "Dazed and Confused", and we hear some "Music For Your Weekend!"
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| 0:00.0 | We have an amazing relationship. We both have so much in common. We both love |
| 0:06.1 | soup and we love the outdoors. We love snow peas and talking and not talking. |
| 0:21.4 | We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. |
| 0:29.4 | TVTL! |
| 0:35.4 | So many impressive moments. You're active in the fraternity. You've |
| 0:39.2 | streaked it for baseball games. You've broken an arm falling off the house. |
| 0:42.7 | You've even made the wall of shame at all. |
| 0:45.8 | Do not put that on the imaginary reader show. |
| 0:48.6 | What? You don't like Farts? Is that what it is? You're gonna sit there and tell me |
| 0:52.6 | Farts aren't funny. So look me in the eye and tell me Farts aren't funny. |
| 0:56.6 | I love Farts jokes. Hey, I learned a lesson here. But I hope you all have too |
| 1:02.2 | about the vitality of shared experience. We will all remember this moment for |
| 1:07.8 | the rest of our lives. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was stupid |
| 1:12.8 | but it was also theater. |
| 1:19.2 | Welcome to a theater of the mind in the ears. Also known as a Friday afternoon |
| 1:25.9 | edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Are you sure? |
| 1:31.3 | That's what they said on Ask Chiefs. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. |
| 1:36.3 | You gotta be kidding me. Coming to you from Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City. |
| 1:43.0 | Poddog hanging out in the background. Actually it's interesting. Right when I |
| 1:48.2 | started talking, I guess in the way that I talk at the top of the show, which |
| 1:55.0 | to me, I don't feel like I put a lot of showbiz on this whole thing. I mean, this is |
| 1:59.4 | more or less how I talk. But there must be some slightly different vocal quality |
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