Episode 205 - Dick on Multiple Women

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2020

⏱️ 184 minutes

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Summary

Bird and I are accused of being Antifa at a freedom protest, Andrew Tate Calls in to talk kickboxing and cam whoring, The Little Irishman draws all over his brother, Maddox calls me a rapist and a pedophile, what happened to health insurance, debts and liabilities outgrow assets, men's entitlement, women's ingratitude, the Hard Men Working Hard create a chart-topper, and dealing with LGBT parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh no my gourpages are getting comments yeah right what am I gonna do
0:07.3	Yeah, right?
0:08.3	No
0:10.3	My garbage is you guys are commenting in my garbages My Garbages! You guys are commenting on my Garbages!
0:14.0	What will I do?
0:16.0	Okay, okay. Andrew Tate's calling in.
0:19.0	My Garbages.
0:20.0	I don't want to cock tease you though Sean. Oh how nice to you
0:26.5	I don't want to withhold my love from you Sean. Oh good because you'll go insane just like
0:30.4	all these other people. Yeah I'll open so many social media accounts,
0:35.8	you have no idea.
0:37.6	I will just, I'll become the most prolific social media
0:41.3	author in the world.
0:42.7	John might know something that will actually embarrass me.
0:45.1	Yeah.
0:46.9	You know what?
0:48.4	If I ever did, I've probably long since put that out of my mind.
0:52.3	I've got like, well, he's unembaricable.
0:54.3	So like now, like, even if that thing did have teeth, now it's like everything in my mind is like, no, it's all gums.
1:01.6	Yeah, nothing like it. He's outgrown outgrown it yeah so he won't care there's
1:05.3	nothing to even bring up you go people underestimate like the Dr Phil thing is a
1:09.4	joke people underestimate the resolve of someone who goes on international television and says all lesbians are faking it and women are whores.
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