Episode 202: Got Mail?
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2021
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Episode 202! They said it couldn't be done. On this week's show we're talking about eating freakin BUGS, why you don't see ol' Bigfoot around anymore, the unpredictable demise of Crackle, and so much more there's no way I could fit it into this description. I also do an approximately 5 minute monologue about exercise during which you may be able to hear Mike walking out of his office and down the street. This is one of those episodes that you just straight up listen to and enjoy yourself in the moment, ok? It ain't goin in the museum. No shame in that! It's normal to do this!
For more YKS, check out the YKS Premium Patreon. This month, we're debuting YKS-Vision(TM), the name for our video podcasts I didn't clear with Mike in advance of writing this blurb. For $8/month, our Squeeze Louise patrons are getting extra bonus episodes every month AND accompanying video put together by visionary director Producer Dan. This week we welcome back "King of the Scams" Chris James to talk about all of this crap you see around nowadays, his latest victories in the ongoing Prank Wars, and his show's debut on Means (Mean?) TV, all in glorious 24 frames per second.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the face, I'm makin' jail, I'm goin' mad. |
| 0:18.0 | I still keep trickin' that garbage, I still keep trickin' it up, cause I love it and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your cake starter subs. |
| 0:33.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey guys, I was just listening to the video podcast, |
| 0:45.0 | and I showed my wife your guys' faces cause she didn't know what you looked like. |
| 0:51.0 | So I showed her Mike and then J.F. |
| 0:54.0 | She also said that Mike was not the main guy and wanted to know what J.F. looked like and she looked at both you and the went, |
| 1:01.0 | and didn't seem too impressed. |
| 1:06.0 | So yeah, just a little report on the live podcast. |
| 1:10.0 | Alright, thanks, love the show. |
| 1:12.0 | Hey everybody, what can I ask Mike? |
| 1:15.0 | I guess, hmm, is what it's all about. |
| 1:19.0 | You know, there's nothing like, there's nothing quite like pivoting to video and then immediately getting a ton of comments on your appearance and voice. |
| 1:29.0 | Really 50-50 split between the people who say, wow, you guys look weird. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:35.0 | And then when we say, wow, we look weird, people writing in and saying, hey, don't say you look weird. |
| 1:41.0 | So you really can't win here on the show because if I say, hey, I'm a big fat guy, you will get people saying, hey, don't call yourself a big fat guy. |
| 1:51.0 | And then we get email saying, hey, Mike looks like a big fat guy. |
| 1:55.0 | Yes, I have been trying to tell you this the entire time. |
| 2:01.0 | Everybody just needs to get together and decide what we look like. |
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