Episode 201: Mike vs. The Mole People
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2021
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
I need an always-on camera in my shower....right now! And I need it to be called something really stupid, like The Cherdle! On today's YKS, we're finding out if nanotechnology is real, dealing with being notorious overachievers, the best ways to kill a horse, and, of course, the untimely demise of The Ron Burgundy Show. Mike set me up with some bad ones on this ep, gang, so sorry for that in advance. Hey remember HARAMBE???
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters up the decent stuff that's up to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick and I'll try to beat a thing that makes my congel go mad. |
| 0:18.0 | That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage. |
| 0:23.0 | I still keep drinking it up, cause I love it, and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your kick-starters, subs. |
| 0:33.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:39.0 | Hey, Mike and Jay, this is Nick calling. |
| 0:44.0 | I'm the guy that's been like sending magazines to the PU box for the past like two years or whatever. |
| 0:52.0 | And I just, I just got a bunch of new subscription for like a discount price that should be showing up in a few weeks. |
| 1:06.0 | But I mistakenly put your guys' email down instead of mine. |
| 1:12.0 | So now I can't turn off like the auto renew for that. |
| 1:18.0 | So for one of you guys could like just make sure you turn off the auto renew before like a month, not a month, a year from today. |
| 1:30.0 | Just so I don't get charged like six dollars or whatever in a year. |
| 1:36.0 | I really appreciate that. |
| 1:39.0 | So yeah, enjoy the magazines. |
| 1:41.0 | Thank you. Bye. |
| 1:44.0 | Hey, everybody welcome to Ycast Mike and Jeff here, Mike. |
| 1:49.0 | I don't, I don't think we're going to be able to turn off this guy's auto renew. What do you think? |
| 1:55.0 | Yeah, unfortunately. |
| 1:58.0 | Yeah, he's coughing over there. |
| 2:02.0 | Unfortunately, I got bad news for that guy. It's actually not our problem. So I'm sorry. |
| 2:10.0 | It's up to you rectifying. |
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