Episode 203: Where My Damn Kids At?
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2021
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
We get into Darth Maul's big red "thing", our crazy college drinking days, and the sad demise of the Slim Jim social media pages. Plus we've got a movie about some corncob who met Donald Trump, another Bitcoin scam, and the last couple of synapses firing off in an IT guy's brain. No, I'm not talking about Mike! Come on!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the face, I'm makin' jail, I'm goin' mad. |
| 0:18.0 | I still keep drinking that garbage, I still keep drinking it up, cause I love it, and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your cake starter, so... |
| 0:33.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:36.0 | Hey guys, I know you guys talk to talk, but can you walk the walk? |
| 0:46.0 | Do you ever think of ideas that might be of no good inventions or would be good on cake starter? |
| 0:57.0 | I know I do often, and I think of thinking of a great idea, and I Google it, and it already exists, but in a much better way. |
| 1:09.0 | So, I guess my question is, do you ever really consider making a product from your stupid ideas? |
| 1:22.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, Mike. It's me, JF, your friend. I'm Mike, I'm here. |
| 1:29.0 | I wouldn't go that far, I wouldn't go that far as to say... |
| 1:34.0 | Aquanons is... |
| 1:37.0 | I've never made anything, JF. |
| 1:40.0 | You've not made something, you've not created something with your bare hands? |
| 1:44.0 | No. |
| 1:45.0 | Well, have you thought of it though? Have you had the idea though? That's the question really. |
| 1:49.0 | Nope, I haven't even entertained the notion. |
| 1:52.0 | I got no business with it, I don't care. |
| 1:55.0 | Here's something I was thinking of a second ago. |
| 1:58.0 | So right now I'm in pain, I'm in a lot of pain right now due to having 100% Irish skin, and having gone out in the sun, and we talked about this. |
| 2:07.0 | So this is something I'm dealing with, and does it suck? Yeah, it sucks a lot. |
| 2:13.0 | So what's happening right now is my skin is molting, my skin's coming off my body, and I told my wife, I said to her, my skin's coming off my body, I'm like a frog. |
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