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The Dick Show

Episode 202 - Dick on Martial LOL

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2020

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Summary

Lucie Wilde gets a breast reduction, sneezing with a sore back, Burning Man is canceled, dancing nurses, Bill Gates microchip n-word bargain, my YouTube recommendations are ruined, a real live cuck calls in, a Bernie Bro tells me I was right--which I was--and why he did, magical beliefs, Gator's ghosts, New York City problems that we all have to deal with, and Sean goes on That Larry Show; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

I hate those friction joints that it's just lousy everything every

0:06.9

every piece of equipment is lousy with those stupid things they made they made like

0:12.3

Mike stands are either super cheap or super expensive and they tried to make

0:16.4

like a mid-range mic stand like that with that with that for it clamps I'm talking

0:21.7

about the ones any any piece of equipment.

0:24.8

Yeah where it's tight where you have to tighten it so it doesn't slip. Yep.

0:28.9

Those suck. They start giving away almost immediately like it's it takes very little weight to wear that out or that system out really quick I don't know why but it no they suck

0:40.5

and you it fucks up your hands, if you go too hard.

0:44.7

Then you got guys like you and Johnny came over.

0:47.5

Oh, did he send something down?

0:49.0

What did Johnny cinch down that I've learned to be easier on things that don't need it.

0:54.0

It was my ass about.

0:55.4

I don't want to talk about drugs again.

0:57.5

It was a water bottle.

0:59.2

Johnny Cinch the top down of my water bottle.

1:01.8

Oh, yeah.

1:02.4

And then I went to take it out and bottle. Oh, yeah.

1:02.8

And then I went to take it out and I'm like,

1:04.1

bro, this is a, this is now a solid fused piece of metal.

1:08.4

Like, what are you, what are you doing?

1:10.4

Yeah.

1:11.6

You've taken years off of the insulation off of the rubber o ring of this.

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