Episode 201 - Dick on Chris Hansen's Emmy

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2020

⏱️ 176 minutes

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Chris Hansen tries to front, I interview Onision on The Ralph Retort, an FTMTF calls in about having a baby, Joey Salads is in studio, COVID death models, a bicycler hits my car, an 18 year old is going to kill himself unless we tell him the meaning of life, Wrestlemania sucks, JMAA calls in to apologize for calling me a comedy vampire, Nicholas DeOrio, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts", and Communism Lite; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh man. I had a real busy week.
0:05.0	Did you really? Well because after you, I think you texted me the same day or maybe the day after and you threw drop some hint like, oh, did I?
0:14.0	I've really done it this week or something.
0:16.4	And then I said like, wait, what do you mean?
0:17.8	And you're like, next week.
0:19.3	Next week.
0:20.0	I'm like, yeah, I was in no position to explain to you what happened at that moment.
0:25.0	Oh, really? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's all really outdid myself.
0:29.0	That's what you said. It's always better for the show, isn't it?
0:32.0	What? For me to find these things out I don't know
0:35.2	is there even a show I honestly don't know anymore well it's funny how yeah they do, they get closer and closer together and sometimes they cross over.
0:45.6	I feel like the show, stream crossing going on.
0:48.2	The show is just a thing that I've developed so I can do all the bad things I want to do.
0:53.0	Well, that's...
0:54.0	Yes, I've thought that.
0:56.0	That's been a suspicion of mine for a while.
0:58.0	And I really went for it this week.
1:01.0	Did you really?
1:02.0	Yeah, I really outdid myself this week. Did you really? Yeah, I really outdid myself this week.
1:05.0	Well, here is...
1:07.0	I don't even know where to start.
1:10.0	Okay, here's Chris Hanson.
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