Episode 200, live from Glasgow

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

For their 200th episode, Jonny and Richard record in front of an audience in a theatre, basically in Glasgow. Topics covered include a drum ’n’ bass version of the Taggart theme tune, the trouble with the Tesla yoke, Billy Connolly shirts, people who grip the wheel too hard, dot matrix nonsense, listeners’ coach driver memories, actual information about what Michael McDonald drives, an unusual tractor arrangement, Graeme Hall’s late night animal shows, what Jonny did on his birthday, the classic status of the mk1 Freelander, talking to the late Mike Smith about motorways, an early drone disaster, whether a Rover SD1 is a good wedding car, a brief update on Richard’s disastrous Panda, and what Sean Connery had for dinner every night.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith and Sneeer for podcast in which two friends talk about cars and lots of other things.
0:08.0	Live! I'm so tired.
0:21.0	Hello. I'm so tired now.
0:21.0	I'm so tired. I'm so tired now. So tired.
0:23.0	I really taken it out of you.
0:25.0	It does. Hello everyone.
0:27.0	Thanks for coming.
0:28.0	This is nice.
0:29.0	We are now, I've been going around saying,
0:32.0	oh, we're doing a live recording in Glasgow and then I realized it's sort of not Glasgow
0:38.2	It's sort of and then I've been saying on previous recordings it's giftock and somebody emailed in who's here tonight
0:44.8	actually and said it's actually pronounced Giffnick and I don't know if they're
0:49.5	whiting me up or not. It's actually pronounced English prick. But I realize that it may be
1:00.8	safer to say that we are basically in Glasgow.
1:04.0	Is that okay to say that?
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	Good.
1:08.0	Good.
1:09.0	My daughter, I told her that I was going to do a live show in Scotland and she said you're very lucky because it's a very beautiful country.
1:20.0	Yes and I said that's right it is and she said but I don't like bag pipes.
1:24.7	She's six and I don't know where this strident opinion about bagipes has come from. It's really weird.
1:35.0	And then I had her parents' evening last night before I headed up here, and her teacher
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