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Smith and Sniff

Standards, Kermit. Standards.

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Richard remembers a great Muppet Show line from Sam the Eagle and Jonny has been on a business success podcast. Also in this episode, what sort of dog the BMW X6 resembles, a weird car wash, mismatched wheels, cars with hubcaps, the joys of Brent Cross, Boxster coil pack issues and Panda 100HP woes, ordering an odd number of tyres, unreasonable fears about scaffolding, cars named after letters of the NATO alphabet, falling asleep on trains, VW special editions named after bands and the ultimate coach driver. 

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0:00.0

I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and weird, isn't it?

0:14.0

This is a bit weird, isn't it?

0:18.0

It's a boardroom meeting.

0:19.0

This is just for only fellows.

0:20.0

Well, now, there's, yes, for the audio, there's's a so first of all we're in the room together which doesn't happen an awful lot

0:27.4

But we're here at bist heritage

0:30.9

Yeah, that's right and specifically we're sitting in what is now the

0:35.6

showroom for those little Austin J40 pedal cars. Yeah. Which used to be the singer showroom.

0:44.3

Yeah, I think it did.

0:45.8

And my dog made a terribleness of their floor once.

0:48.7

You didn't, it didn't.

0:49.7

Not like as in dropped one.

0:51.9

It was at the scramble, I brought my dog to a scramble yeah I don't mean

0:56.8

know why she's not really under the cars but yeah no she had a nice day she got

1:00.3

fast over but it was very wet like it is today and her feet got very wet,

1:03.7

very muddy on the grass and then...

1:07.0

I was walking past here and I saw someone I know and he went,

1:10.0

hey, come in and the guy from Singer was like, like oh what we've met before he

1:12.6

he went come in not you no he didn't I was like he sure the dog's alright in here

1:16.4

and he went yeah of course and it has a white floor and I don't know if it still is.

1:24.0

Johnny's now going to have a look through the window.

1:27.0

Yeah, it's just off like an ivory. Yeah.

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