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Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

In the second Glasgow live recording Jonny and Richard answer questions from members of the audience. Topics covered include where to Woollard in Japan, how to pronounce auction, what sort of classic car DJ Khalid would be, dream road trips, cars you will never own, the perfect car for the North Coast 500, sleeping in boots, getting trapped in cars, Chevy Blazer v Ford Explorer, the Hyundai i20Enya, business advice, favoured road snacks, a young person with a Rover 75, the most interesting car in your neighbourhood, ideal car/band crossover, and the best hot hatch of the 2000s. Get bonus content on Patreon

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0:00.0	I'm getting over you.
0:06.0	Hello everybody.
0:06.0	Hello everybody. My name is Jacob Collier.
0:08.0	And I just wanted to quickly let you know that my brand new album, Volume 4 is out now. I'm rich in the bell. I'm just in the world.
0:25.0	I don't think that. I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith and this is Smith and
0:37.0	Smith a podcast in which two friends talk about cars live in Glasgow. Glasgow basically in Glasgow.
0:55.0	Basically in Glasgow.
0:56.0	We're back.
0:58.0	For the purposes of the tape, this looks like we've been here for three weeks or so, but in fact...
1:02.0	spoiler alert, it's the same night because we're having such a
1:06.0	nice time and amazingly it looks like most people have come back yeah they have
1:10.9	so and thank you for coming in the first place.
1:14.0	Better than the Wonka experience up the road.
1:18.0	Sophical gag.
1:22.0	Oh shit, this is going out in about three weeks so
1:24.7	won't be topical anymore. How about that Falklands War, eh?
1:28.6	Okay, we know that this is going to work. It's a Q&A and so you're going to ask us questions and we're going to do our best to answer them.
1:39.0	Or spear off in a totally different direction
1:42.6	because we have terrible attention spanned.
1:44.4	That's not going to happen.
1:45.3	So I suppose we have to ask who has a question?
1:50.3	Straight down there on the left.
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