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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episode 20: Nay-Nay

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ----- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qt7v5kbjpqyp89x/020-Patdown-NayNay.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

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0:12.0

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0:18.0

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0:30.0

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0:36.0

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0:42.0

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0:56.0

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0:59.0

Hey it's White Boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.

1:04.0

Get bonus content, a t-shirt or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's Autobiography.

1:09.0

Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there, join our Facebook group.

1:13.0

What it is y'all, another episode of the Pat Downs.

1:16.0

Hang in, hanging out here at the Helium Comedy Club. We're talking about some crazy shit. I'm with Deon and White Boy Chris.

1:23.0

Hello. We're gonna try to hook Chris up with my friend. And she got some issues, but I told him she was willing to work through him.

1:29.0

So I know he's out here trying to save black bitches. And what else would-

1:33.0

She talked about ice cream.

1:35.0

Oh yeah, licking that ice cream. Leigh crazy motherfucker running around here, fucking a blue bell name.

1:39.0

Leigh, blue bell, and lead blue bell along and lick on some great value. I bet you won't lick twice.

1:47.0

We'll be right back after the music.

2:35.0

Hi, Chau, we sitting here at Helium Comedy Club, the best comedy club in the neighborhood. Right? I'm here with my good friend, Deon. Say what it is.

2:42.0

What up y'all?

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