Episode 19: Holy Polio
The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat
4.9 • 6.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2019
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I am so over this situation, Peter. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know, like someone |
| 0:07.5 | you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I just want someone |
| 0:12.5 | who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend, |
| 0:18.9 | girlfriend, casual date or just someone who truly gets you, it's waiting for you unbumble. |
| 0:25.5 | The sound of spring cleaning. Steam clean your way to brighter bathrooms and sparkling |
| 0:35.7 | kitchens with the car to steam cleaner. You'll be done before you know it, with more time |
| 0:40.8 | to pitch your feet up. Find your car to steam cleaner at carcha.co.uk or a car to a retailer. |
| 0:48.2 | Hey, it's White Boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon |
| 0:52.2 | and support us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's |
| 0:57.0 | autobiography. Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there, |
| 1:01.3 | join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the Pat Downs. I'm still in L.A., |
| 1:06.1 | but I'm hanging out with my good friend Chris. Say what it is, White Boy Chris. What it |
| 1:10.7 | is, Miss Pat? I want to have to get you something else to say, because it's so fucking |
| 1:15.2 | boring. Last episode, we had to rerecord her. She was so stunned by how white I was. |
| 1:22.2 | You couldn't speak in 30 seconds. And say, show your right, Dionne. I ain't heard that |
| 1:26.6 | one of them. Show your right, Chris. What does that mean? If you walk your black homework, |
| 1:31.8 | you know what that means. Show your right. I hate you, Chris. I hate you. I hate you. |
| 1:38.1 | He's like, what are that mean? You know what, give it up me. Means, hello? How are you? |
| 1:47.0 | You know when they say give it up, you getting robbed, okay? Break yourself full? |
| 1:52.0 | It means, stop. |
| 1:55.0 | Hey, this is fucking, y'all stay tuned after the music. He's my fucking crazy. |
| 2:47.0 | What's up, y'all? What'd you say, Dionne? I want to talk about vaccinations. I have a close |
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