Episode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Weight Boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.2	Welcome to another episode of The Pat Down.
0:16.0	I'm here at the wonderful club, Helium Comedy Club in the Napples.
0:20.5	Y'all make sure y'all support these club
0:22.7	as all the fucking chain.
0:24.1	I'm sending you with my good friend, Chris.
0:25.7	Say what it is.
0:26.5	What it is.
0:27.2	And I got my black friend, Dion.
0:29.0	What up, y'all?
0:29.7	Yeah, we gonna have some fun today, y'all.
0:31.4	I'm telling you, this episode is on the fucking chain.
0:33.4	What we talking about Canada?
0:34.7	Yeah, Canada, you hated it.
0:36.0	Yeah, I fucking hated it.
0:37.0	They ain't got no good hoon-loo.
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