Episode 20: Gleyber for President
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2018
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Gleyber Torres is a monster who cannot be stopped. The Yankees have won 22 of 26. Sonny Gray may have finally figured things out, and a discussion on how the roster is going to shake up when Bird, Kahnle, Drury, and Warren all return soon from injuries. Show wraps up with DMs and praise for the Ruocco-Cone booth!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's happening? |
| 0:09.8 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch. |
| 0:12.1 | I am your host. |
| 0:13.2 | Alongside me as my co-host, some of you know him is alarmingly stupid. |
| 0:16.5 | Others know him as the voice of Fordham. |
| 0:18.2 | And now everyone knows him as Tommy smokes. |
| 0:19.9 | He's now at college graduate. |
| 0:21.4 | Tom Skabelielli say hello. |
| 0:23.4 | Hello, hello. |
| 0:23.9 | I wasn't even thinking of that angle. |
| 0:25.6 | First episode is a college grad, yeah. |
| 0:27.9 | Unbelievable. |
| 0:28.6 | And you're sick as a dog. |
| 0:30.2 | I am so sick. |
| 0:31.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.3 | I don't want to pat myself on the back, but I mean what I fought through yesterday |
| 0:37.0 | You look miserable. |
| 0:38.0 | I am. I mean, I have the worst earache of all time, headache, stomach ac diarrhea all right I don't want to get too into it but the fact that I walked her on a golf course yesterday for six hours |
| 0:51.8 | credit to me mostly credit to Dave though, obviously for winning the US Open. |
| 0:56.0 | But yeah, it was a, I'm on fumes right now. |
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