Episode 19: We Miss Baseball
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2018
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Hubbs and Tommy are back with a new episode despite the Yankees just not playing baseball anymore. Topics include weather rants, Cano's suspension, Clint Frazier's return, and a quarter season recap. The show ends with a bunch of random DMs, including one on ambidextrous pitchers and casting the Yankees as The Avengers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's happening? |
| 0:10.1 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch. |
| 0:12.6 | I am your host. |
| 0:13.6 | Hubs alongside me is my co-host. |
| 0:15.9 | Some of you know him as alarmingly stupid, others know him as the voice of Fordham, but now everyone |
| 0:19.9 | knows him as Tommy smokes, Tom Skibelli say hello. |
| 0:23.0 | Hello. Weather sucks. |
| 0:25.0 | It does. |
| 0:27.0 | Can we just, like why does weather still a thing? |
| 0:30.0 | It's 2018. We should be able to just stop weather. |
| 0:33.0 | I have a theory there like really |
| 0:35.0 | Jeff Bizos can control the weather. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm like positive. |
| 0:38.0 | He's the Amazon guy, right? |
| 0:40.0 | Yeah, yeah, he's the richest guy now in the world. |
| 0:42.0 | You can control the weather. You can just decide if it's going to rain. |
| 0:44.7 | I remember thinking that, uh, remember Hurricane Sandy in 2012. I was in college for it, yeah. |
| 0:50.9 | Everybody was like, oh, like the government did this to secure |
| 0:54.2 | re-election could see it Obama I'm all in on those like conspirators you ever like you see |
| 0:58.8 | the conspiracy theory of like the Denver airport oh that's one of my. It's like the biggest thing in the world apparently and like there's aliens there they got an area 51 2.0 down there. It's fucking nuts, but I don't know. I think we control the weather at this point I mean we haven't played in in no less than 30 days |
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