Episode 21: Everything is Fine
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2018
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Hubbs and Tommy recap the last two Yankees losses, but don't worry. Everything is fine. The guys discuss the starting pitching problems and concerns over CC Sabathia, David Robertson, and Domingo German. They also preview the Angels series- Shohei Ohtani is scared to face the Yankees. Show wraps up with DMs, a throwback, and a Tommy monologue on Survivor!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's up, what's happening? |
| 0:10.7 | Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch I'm your host |
| 0:13.8 | hubs alongside me as my coo some of you know him as alarmingly stupid others know him |
| 0:18.1 | as the voice of Ford but now everyone knows him as Tommy smokes the recent |
| 0:22.2 | college graduate from Fordham University. |
| 0:24.6 | Say hello, Thomas Kebelli. |
| 0:26.6 | Hello. |
| 0:27.6 | I, uh, are we going to always go with all three names? |
| 0:30.7 | No, but it's whenever I decide to change it, but for now it's good. Okay. I like it. |
| 0:34.8 | Fair. I mean, voice of form is like so far in the past and I've done a pretty nice job getting |
| 0:41.1 | rid of alarmingly. Someone posted on Twitter or something. |
| 0:44.9 | Who, what was a bigger, like better move? |
| 0:48.3 | Me going from alarmingly stupid to Tommy smokes or Riggs not becoming Bozo. I don't know how he avoided bozo. Yeah, it just he needs a great move by him. |
| 0:58.3 | He is bozo especially after this week on Monday I mean. Oh yeah, that's true. |
| 1:03.9 | That was maybe his most Bozo moment. |
| 1:06.5 | He was Bozo on Monday. |
| 1:09.7 | All right, well, the Yankees, I don't know how they lost. It's, I don't know how it was it's if we apologize it's loud out there |
| 1:16.2 | anything I like you picking that up no we have no authority to kick anybody out or |
| 1:21.2 | make them no obviously not kicking anyone out I'm saying do you think the mics are picking up that no |
| 1:25.4 | i don't think so we can there's nothing we could do so just deal with the |
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