Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown, come on, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the ball and you kick it. Hold it. Ha!

You'll pull it away and I'll land flat on my back and kill myself.

But Charlie Brown, it's Thanksgiving.

She wouldn't try to trick me on a traditional holiday.

It's time I'm gonna kick that football player to the moon!

Ah! TVTM!

We don't do meals in my home. No, every two hours we eat what I like to call a food tease,

like an oat wedge or a seaweed lozen.

How do the little piggies go?

That's right!

Oi, koi!

Now, show me how the pigies eat. This is your trough.

Show me how the pigies eat. Did it come for you? Show me how the pigies eat.

The real headline of the evening was, dumb guy eats bread gets fat at the end.

What kind of headline is that?

I swear every time this guy talks, all I hear is a turkey goblet.

Okay, enough chitchat. Let's get the family in here.

Well, all right then. Happy Thanksgiving and welcome everybody to

episode 1,999 Part 2 in a collector's series of TBTL.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbeck.

I'm your host, got my good friend, Mr. Andrew, Dr. Professor Walsh down there

in the Creatown neighborhood of Los Angeles. Happy Thanksgiving, buddy.

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