Episode #1999 Pt. 1: Happy Janksgiving

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are simultaneously preparing for their Thanksgiving dinners and the 2000th episode of TBTL. They talk turkey (if you will) and side dishes. And then Luke sees something out his window that will definitely scar him forever.

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0:00.0	Carrowaise seeds, thyme, cornbread, oysters, water chestnuts, and on-doey sausage.
0:05.4	Sounds good.
0:06.4	Yeah.
0:07.4	But Toby seemed to be indicate that you had to be careful if you cooked it inside the turkey,
0:11.6	because in some cases it doesn't cook, and when that happens people get sick.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.0	This time in the year there should be a hotline you can call with questions about cooking
0:19.2	turkeys, a special 800 number, where the phones are staffed by experts.
0:22.8	There is.
0:23.8	What do you mean?
0:24.8	The Butterball Hotline.
0:28.6	Your ball has a hotline?
0:30.1	Yeah.
0:31.1	It's an 800 number, the phones are staffed by experts.
0:33.4	Are you kidding me?
0:34.4	No.
0:35.4	God, I'm sorry, I love my country, Charlie.
0:38.0	Get me the number for the Butterball Hotline.
0:39.8	Yes, sir.
0:40.8	TVTN.
0:41.8	Here, eight pound, six ounce, newborn infant Jesus.
0:51.7	Don't even know where yet.
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