Episode 199 - Dick on Troll Hair

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

I get my hair cut like a troll doll, Road Rage: LA is canceled, Martial Law were declared, 8chan founder Fredrick Brennan, the creator of 8chan, calls in and has an argument, Carldo2: the NYC COVID-19 sanitization hero calls in, Arby's sends me a coupon, Ari talks about cruises and ankle bracelets, I get a hamster and defend liberty against all the grandma lovers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	I just have no real concept of what is happening anymore in life.
0:07.0	Just everyday, everyday feels exactly the same in a way. Then the year just flies by.
0:13.0	then the year just flies by.
0:15.0	Does it?
0:16.0	I'm like...
0:17.0	I'm like...
0:18.0	I'm carving days on the wall like I'm in prison.
0:22.0	Oh, I understand that, yeah.
0:24.0	You know it's funny.
0:26.0	Did I carve today or not?
0:28.0	See that's something I say in those prison movies.
0:30.0	Yeah, go ahead.
0:31.0	I always, I realize that as much as I don't like people.
0:35.0	I mean, you know.
0:38.0	I like my girlfriend worse.
0:40.0	That's what you found out?
0:42.0	It's like you're inside my head.
0:45.0	No, it's a...
0:46.0	I want the option to be able to go out.
0:50.0	I want the option to say,
0:52.0	nah, I'm not going to make that. I like not liking them. And I can't
0:56.2	not like them if I'm not allowed to see them. Yes. That's what I like. Yes.
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