Episode 198 - Dick on The Broken Meth Pipe Fallacy
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2020
⏱️ 188 minutes
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Summary
Ice T likes my Tweet, a fat woman tries to buy water, I break a meth pipe, 80s Girl dyes her hair, Ethan Ralph calls in after using the "gamer word" on The Drunken Peasants, drug lingo, Null gets banned from the US, why Boomers don't deserve quarter, Nick Rekieta is coming to Road Rage: Los Angeles, Doug TenNapel talks about homosexuals getting into heaven, Martina Markota accuses an artist of stealing money and does not call in to defend it, an Appalachian State University professor loses her mind, Dr. Nurse also loses her mind, and my thoughts on Brittany Venti; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. |
| 0:13.0 | Ready. |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah! Welcome to Dick! |
| 0:21.0 | You're on Dick, you need Dick, you love it. |
| 0:22.0 | You got it. It is, you got it as the show |
| 0:23.2 | we're having a contest coming live from a mountain bunker and deep in the heart of the |
| 0:26.2 | city of failure, I'm your host Dick Maschen, a $20 million man. |
| 0:29.8 | America's worst Mexican, 48 weeks running, joining me as always is world touring |
| 0:34.5 | LA-based comedian Sean the audio engineer. |
| 0:36.0 | Hello Dick. |
| 0:37.0 | Hey what's up buddy? I made a promise to a little girl. |
| 0:39.0 | There would be no cold opens this week. |
| 0:41.4 | Really? |
| 0:41.6 | I would not talk over the theme song that was her review she |
| 0:45.0 | reviews every every intro and that was her criticism is no cold open don't talk |
| 0:50.9 | over the theme song that's what she wants me to know. Okay, no cold open this week. I made a promise. All right. |
| 0:56.0 | We're a little girl that there would be no cold open. You know, I just started doing that randomly. |
| 1:02.0 | Because it's funny. |
| 1:04.0 | I thought it was, I always thought it was funny where you just come into the middle of a conversation |
| 1:08.0 | because I always love that joke so much where, uh, and that's when he realized that his dick |
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