I will come to you house. I will go to your fresh eater, fridge, fridge your

fridge eater. I will take your butter out of your fridge. I will eat the butter

in front of you and your family's eyes. And I push you to watch me while I eat

all your butter that you are gonna have a Christmas Eve. You will beg and

cry and say, no, don't eat all our butter. We need for Christmas. I will say,

aha, not my problem. I'll take the empty bottle out of fruit on the stairway. I

will go home. TVTN. How are you long time scholar? First time not giving a

shirt. That guy's a little cold. That guy's a little cold. That guy's a little cold.

I'm madly along with you and it's up because you have brains or your

personality. God, that was impressive. Thank you. Do you plan that out? Yeah, I've

all scripted.

Our secret has been exposed. It's all scripted ladies and gentlemen, but then we

throw the script out. And often don't remember what was on it. And well, that's

the secret sauce here on a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL. Unscripted, but

at one time scripted, but now long forgotten. Podcasting. That's what we do here.

It's episode 1,975 in a collector's series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your

host coming to you from Burbank Springs, Nestle the top Alabama hill here in the

Bay City of Bellingham, Washington. I was looking down to check if the dog is

still passed out underneath me. And the answer is yes. So that means we're ready to

do the show. I've always got to have Rudy, the yellow lab somewhere in the

vicinity of the program, just so at some point she can knock things off the

rails. Although I will say that the last few episodes, I've said that was going

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