Episode #1974: Location, Location, Watch Out!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2015
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Today's episode finds Luke in the parking lot of a behavior health center. But don't worry, everything is fine. He and Andrew discuss "Back to the Future Day", Andrew's adventures in vaping, and why Mary Steenburgen ("Steenbergen"?) is so wonderful.
Special thanks to Michael Bailie and Gayle Sreibers for supporting today's show!
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever had a dream that you had, you could do what you want, you could do so, you want Tim to do so much, you could do anything? |
| 0:17.6 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:23.0 | Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out? |
| 0:25.0 | What? |
| 0:25.5 | Do what? |
| 0:26.5 | Let the dogs out, you know like, who let the dogs out, who, who? |
| 0:30.5 | I tweeted, do dogs have brains because I like seriously wanted to know. |
| 0:36.5 | So I was like, of course, dogs are mammals, right? |
| 0:40.5 | Yeah, dogs are mammals, they're humans, or no, they're not humans. |
| 0:43.5 | They're part of the animal kingdom, but dogs can't talk. |
| 0:48.5 | So do they have brains? Like, yes, they walk, but it's because we're telling them to walk. |
| 0:53.5 | Just like if I were to tell my computer to turn off, it would turn off. |
| 0:59.5 | Like, it doesn't mean my computer has a brain, do you know what I mean? |
| 1:02.5 | I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brain. |
| 1:06.5 | If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards. |
| 1:11.5 | And that invites disease. |
| 1:13.5 | Death. |
| 1:14.5 | All right. |
| 1:16.5 | Well, that's going to be hard, because that happens to be where I live. |
| 1:21.5 | And in fact, where we are originating this here, Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL, |
| 1:36.5 | the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:40.5 | Hey folks, I'm your host, Luke Burbank. |
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