Katie, a happy and healthy January 6th to you and your family.

Same to you, Jesse.

How did you celebrate?

How did you observe, I should say?

I observed this most holy day of the year, I woke up early.

I made some coffee in my liberal tears mug, I radicalized myself online, and I convinced myself that my neighbor was plotting against the U.S.

And I did a little insurrection in their apartment.

I took it over.

I'm recording from my neighbor's apartment illegally.

Nice.

How is it?

I hope you have your feet on your neighbor's desk.

I do.

I'm dressed like some sort of shaman and I am just going to stay here until the police tell me to leave and then

Kill them

slash or I will be shot by a police officer.

We'll see.

There was a lot going on that day,

so there are a lot of different ways to celebrate.

Indeed.

Well, Jesse, it's been a while since we spoke.

How was your holiday?

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