Throughout the world, of course, there are all sorts of men.

They look different in different places, and have different ways of life.

But basically, all men are the same.

So to make things easier, let's put them together into one,

and let this one stand for all.

He's a common man, just like you and me.

T-B-T-L.

We find a joke set you're like an automatic weapon at comedy.

We throw a curveball joke at you, hit you right in the head.

You go, wow, what happened?

I've been waiting for this moment for months, and it's finally here.

We're just getting started.

Nothing stops this train.

Nothing.

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is...

...both putting.

There must be word to you, huh?

Kimmel's now the new King of Late Night, and you're still doing a podcast.

I don't believe that. I don't believe that that's a real conversation when I hear it.

People don't talk like that.

All right.

You call them back today, and you tell Mr. CBS that I will do it

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