Episode 193: You Go Poly

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2021

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays! Hey lemme get one haha. On today's show of Your Kickstarter Sucks (The Official Your Kickstarter Sucks Podcast), it's time to have some scary dreams about protecting our friends from inappropriate and unsupervised power tool usage, figure out what to do if your yoda gets a little too hairy, and experience the visceral pain of playing board games with your kids. Plus, we've got a visit from our old friend Eric Cartman, and his big butt and the butt stinks. Hey, get back here with my Jesterpus!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man.
0:11.0	Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to be a fake and fake.
0:15.0	I'm knocking jail, I'm going mad.
0:18.0	That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all.
0:29.0	And this is your cake starters.
0:34.0	The podcast.
0:36.0	What's up, Mike and J.F. Hey, I have a question for you. This was Mitch.
0:40.0	Oh, I have a question for you.
0:43.0	My question for you is, what is your favorite field trip that you went on as a kid in school?
0:51.0	Mine was a cereal city in Battle Creek, Michigan.
0:55.0	We would learn how fucking cereal was made.
0:58.0	That was pretty cool.
1:00.0	Bye.
1:02.0	Hey, everybody welcome to YKS, Mike and J.F.
1:05.0	Mike.
1:06.0	Oh, we know who had the dream about being on a school field trip, that classic dream.
1:12.0	We know who had that one.
1:13.0	It was Mitch, our friend Mitch.
1:16.0	Did he say you had a dream?
1:18.0	Yeah, everybody has that classic dream where they're on a school field trip.
1:22.0	And they aren't getting sucked off by the janitor of the school.
1:27.0	Yeah.
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