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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 194: Ring Ring...It's Funny!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

How do I display my collectibles??? Oh God! Help me! Don't I deserve help? That's what we're talking about this week, folks: who deserves help and who doesn't. So far we've got Funky Pop Guys and that's pretty much it. We're also introducing each other to the Svanki, inventing ethical consumption under capitalism with one weird trick, and helping out the poor folks who love pretending they're that really bad guy from a long time ago. You know who I'm talking about. Not good.


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.


YKS is sponsored by Oxygen. Oh yeah, maybe you've HEARD of it? Well the famous gas we love to breathe is back and better than ever before, this time in the form of a banking app for your telephone. Download Oxygen today, and put in $200 to get a $25 bonus. Then let it sit there or spend it, or do whatever you want! That's money for ya, folks.


Today's show is also brought to you by BetterHelp. Now this is a good website to check out if you like fast, affordable, and 24/7 counseling in a wide range of specialties! If they had asked me, I would have said "Aren't you worried about someone inventing BestHelp?" But I was too busy doing something else at the time. Probably at the store. Anyway, they went with BetterHelp and it seems to be working out pretty good. Try it out yourself and get 10% off your first month at Betterhelp.com/YKS.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man.

0:11.0

Cause I'll think of these and stick in my body to be the thing that makes my congel go mad.

0:18.0

I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage.

0:23.0

I told, I still keep drinking it up.

0:26.0

Cause I love it and I need it.

0:29.0

And this is your cake starter subs.

0:34.0

The podcast.

0:37.0

Hi, yes, my name is Chris.

0:38.0

I'm calling on behalf of Kaiser member services social media department.

0:41.0

And I just wanted to reach out to you to see what type of assistance was needed.

0:44.0

If you could please give me a call back.

0:46.0

My direct number is Eric.

0:49.0

All right.

0:51.0

Hey, everybody welcome to YKS.

0:53.0

Don't use our phone number as the call back number when you're calling customer service.

0:59.0

It's this is for business.

1:01.0

This is for the show.

1:02.0

Don't put our number into stuff.

1:04.0

Get us a bunch of crank calls.

1:07.0

I'm sure that the folks over at Kaiser Permanente, I think is how you say it, are doing their best to get you the quality healthcare you need.

1:17.0

At an affordable price.

1:20.0

Who's that?

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