Episode 192: The Ghost of Spencer Gifts
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2021
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
OooooOOOOOoooooOOO! I'm the Ghost of Spencer Gifts! I'm rattling some glow in the dark plastic chains, and rubbing a hard plastic "personal back massager" very inexpertly onto the attic floor! I've been cursed to walk this low traffic corner of the local mall for 100 years as punishment for stealing a KoRn poster in 1998! I died when I swallowed some of the goop inside the display-only lava lamps. Alright that was fun. On today's show we've got the best food bowl for your Pampered Pet, a game for people who can laugh at plumber's butt cracks (everyone???), and a coat to protect us from negative energies. Finally! Now if you will excuse me, I have a plastic cup with a pot leaf and the phrase "Dealer's Choice" on it to knock off the top shelf.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time I'm cracking another six pack of kick-starters |
| 0:08.0 | Hope the decent stuff will suck to the man |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be the thing that makes my congel go mad |
| 0:18.0 | I still keep drinking that garbage, I still keep drinking it up |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it, and I need it, and this is your kick-starters' subs |
| 0:33.0 | The podcast |
| 0:36.0 | Hey, hey YKF gang, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm just getting out of the shower, I'm just so excited |
| 0:43.0 | I wanted to tell you it's my brother's birthday, that's not the important part |
| 0:48.0 | I ordered him 39 copies of hitch and every VHS tape of hitch |
| 0:54.0 | 2005 with Wilsonness that I could find on eBay and Amazon |
| 0:59.0 | And I'm so excited, we're so excited for him to get all these copies of hitch |
| 1:03.0 | I hope you guys like hitch, I hope you love hitch |
| 1:08.0 | Hey everybody, welcome to YKS, Mike, I bought my brother 36 copies of hitch and put them all on a shelf |
| 1:16.0 | And then I, and then something else happened, and I don't remember what it was, but something else happened after that |
| 1:23.0 | I had a funny story to say |
| 1:28.0 | I emptied my 401k and bought a lot of NFTs and lost my shirt, my pants, my shoes, they came for everything |
| 1:41.0 | That's why, that's why you're sitting there right now, I've got this beautiful webcam feed |
| 1:47.0 | I mean, Chris clear 720p video right now |
| 1:50.0 | I mean, progressive scan lines going absolutely crazy on my monitor over here, maybe 60 hertz even |
| 1:58.0 | And I can see your titties and your dick and balls and your asshole |
| 2:03.0 | She had a bit of a tiny piece of the dick and balls |
| 2:07.0 | Yeah, and you can see the whole ass, everything |
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