Episode #1921: Ohio Nerves of Jell-O

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Luke is surprisingly impressed with a certain candidate who stole the show in the GOP debate last night. Andrew is worried about democracy. He's also worried about his inclination to be wrong 99.9% of the time. Plus, we get to the bottom of yesterday's mystery voicemail singer.

Special thanks to Leslie Brenman and Michael Kadel for supporting today's show!

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0:00.0	Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpsons merchandise.
0:05.2	Bart Scampson. He has quite a scam.
0:08.7	Scampson. Bart Scampson.
0:12.7	Scott, like the music, Scott?
0:14.6	Scott. Scott.
0:15.8	Get him, get him, got him, got him, got him, you know, Scott.
0:19.1	I just thought with Scamp, Miss Spell.
0:20.7	You don't know Scott?
0:21.9	In all your education, you've got to go to law school and everything
0:24.4	and judge school or whatever it is you go to.
0:25.9	And you don't know the word Scott.
0:27.2	Welcome to America, friend.
0:29.0	I do not have a problem in general with bootleg Simpsons merchandise.
0:32.6	But this is the worst plan ever.
0:34.2	It's a thinker. You gotta think about it.
0:35.6	T-B-T-L!
0:41.6	Well, well, here we are.
0:45.1	I want to congratulate you for being on time.
0:47.6	Clothes only counts in horse grenades.
0:50.6	It's the same because if you're playing horseshoes and then you throw a grenade in a horse,
0:54.2	it doesn't have to be that close and you can still blow the horses' legs off.
0:57.2	It's from the movie Seabiscuit.
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