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Did you never know that you're my hero?

You're everything I wish I could be.

I could fly higher than an eagle.

You are the wind underneath.

My wings.

But at the end, the end is what always gets me done, that's all.

Basically, it's Tommy, by way of Cirque du Soleil, set in space with heavy erotic overtones,

and the gripping psychodrama of a thriller with plenty of heart and more than a little humor.

We're just a bunch of savages, right?

We're not like your fancy California friends here.

George Clooney and your California raisins.

Well, you just enjoy your coffee.

While I tell you a funny story about my friend's cat,

his name is Mr. Wiggles, and his cat's name is Benson.

Me feel English?

That's impossible.

Nothing's impossible today.

No, that's because you have tuned in to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hey folks, my name is Luke Burbank.

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