Episode 191: The DumpStore
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2021
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Today on the program we're figuring out what type of sitcom can never be "canceled" (one that's never made), the reason Magic: The Gathering cards aren't treated the same as gold and other precious metals (because they're dorky little cards) and why it's so darn cheap to go on vacation to world class resorts (they're fake). And so much more they won't even let me write it in this damn descripsht! Tough word to abbreviate there but I did my best. And that's all anyone can ask of me, forever and ever! Bye bye!
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YKS is sponsored by the fine folks at Manscaped. Oh my lord, it's March Manness already? Who ya got in your bracket? I think Joe Biden's gonna go All The Way! Alright enough bullcrap. Check out Manscaped.com and use promo code YKS at check out to snag 20% off and free shipping. I tell you what, you might think I'm bullshitting you but I got the Manscaped cologne and it's better the cologne I was using before. They did a good job with it. You're gonna like the way you smell, I guarantee it.
And ya can't forget about HelloFresh. Seriously, I can't! Believe me, I've tried. They're stuck in my dang head all day long. When am I gonna get another box of precisely-portioned, healthy and delicious ingredients dropped on my doorstep? Best thing for me to do would probably be to go to HelloFresh.com/yourkickstartersucks12 and use code yourkickstartersucks12 to get 12 free meals and free shipping. They make good food!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time I'm cracking another six pack of kicking starters up to the decent stuff I'll talk to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be a fake and make my congel go mad. |
| 0:18.0 | That's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage. |
| 0:23.0 | That's all, I still keep drinking it up. |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your kick starter subs. |
| 0:33.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:36.0 | Hi, Mike and Jesse. |
| 0:39.0 | I was just listening to the latest mailbag we're all talking about, the chili stock. |
| 0:46.0 | And Mike, he said the stock was at $68.59. |
| 0:51.0 | Well, I just checked and now it's up to $72.60. |
| 0:56.0 | So if you had invested, you guys would, you can do the math on how much you would have made. |
| 1:05.0 | But you would have been close to a million there. |
| 1:08.0 | Okay, I love you. |
| 1:09.0 | Goodbye. |
| 1:10.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:11.0 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:12.0 | Welcome to YKS Mike. |
| 1:15.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up? |
| 1:19.0 | What's going on? |
| 1:21.0 | Big burn from downtown. |
| 1:25.0 | Hey, what's up, man? |
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