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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 190: We're Not Political

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

We've all been there. Sitting around in our early-30s (or late-30s, depending on which guy it is), trying to decide if we're going to be James Bond or Ross from Friends. Some of us are still deciding! And it's ok to take lots and lots of time to do that. I really believe this! On today's show, Jesse gets electrocuted through the computer screen, Mike abandons a bit, and there's an absolutely wild, you-have-to-hear-it LIVE scramble to turn the 5-pack into the 6-pack we all know and love. Plus we got fake doctors, fake soundbars, fake COVID-19 cures.....and TWINS!!


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters

0:08.0

Hope the decent stuff will suck to the man

0:11.0

Cause I'll make a decent stick in my fight and be the player that makes my congel go mad

0:19.0

That's old, that's old, that's old

0:20.0

Let's still keep drinking that garbage

0:23.0

The one's old, let's still keep drinking it up

0:26.0

Cause I love it and I need it

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starter's toast

0:34.0

The podcast

0:37.0

Hey, Jeff and Mike

0:38.0

Hope you guys are doing okay

0:42.0

I'm calling because

0:44.0

some time recently one of the co-founders of a certain popular card game came into the restaurant

0:54.6

that I worked out and this card game oh you know it's kind of a twisted card game it's kind of

1:03.0

for people who think that dead babies are actually funny you know what I'm saying

1:07.8

well anyway this guy came to the shop and he ordered a good amount of food to go and then

1:20.6

can you guess how much he tipped he left his zero dollar tip that's no dollars so I guess I'm

1:29.6

wondering if you may need bring you food how much money would you give me okay however good that

1:37.8

republic hey everybody welcome to yk s my k is over there and he's kicking ass what if that was it

1:51.2

what if that was what what if that's how I started the show where I was kind of like doing like a

1:56.9

jack black thing like every 190 well how do we start the show how do we start the

2:02.0

I'm gonna nail it what if that person brought you food Jeff how much I don't know how much you

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