Episode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping?

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2019

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on hysterical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	Okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:13.2	Just need to grab the core clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes
0:22.5	Still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want about it
0:28.1	My hat. It's simple.
0:30.2	VWFS Renta Car will give you exactly the car or Vannu as well.
0:34.7	So you might want to stop calling us Renta Car and start calling us
0:38.6	Renta Volkswagen Golf Auto or Renta Scoda Codiac for the whole family
0:43.0	or Renta Crafter Panel van with space for everything.
0:45.8	Actually just call us VWFS Renta exactly the car or Vannu wanted
0:49.9	or VWFS Renta Car for short.
0:52.5	Say yes to vehicle rental as it should be.
0:55.2	Say yes to VWFS Renta Car book online today.
0:58.8	Season C's apply.
1:00.0	Hey it's Weight Boy Chris.
1:01.2	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
1:04.6	Get bonus content, a t-shirt or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's Autobiography.
1:09.6	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
1:14.2	Thank you for tuning in to another episode of the Pat Down.
1:17.4	I'm here today hanging out with, giving up from a friend Dion.
1:21.6	What up y'all?
1:22.6	I'm a good friend right?
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