Episode #1889: Doctors Without Boundaries

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2015

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew talk about a real news story so creepy, it's guaranteed to give you goosebumps (or your money back.)* Plus, doctors are caught saying some pretty cruel things to a patient they are operating on. And Andrew is clearly on the wireless spectrum.

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0:00.0	I still cannot figure out how you got a jury to connect to September the 11th with my DUI.
0:04.7	Let alone why that helped.
0:06.7	Well 2002 was a simpler time.
0:08.7	So what is my lawyer doing here?
0:11.2	I'm a student.
0:12.7	Well that cannot be an inspiring journey.
0:15.7	I am in a bit of a jam.
0:18.2	The state bar has suspended my license.
0:21.2	They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.
0:24.7	Well I thought you had a bachelor's from Columbia.
0:26.7	And now I have to get one from America.
0:28.9	TVTL
0:34.9	They said it would happen and it has.
0:36.9	The day when you could go to the movies without leaving your living room.
0:39.9	You wouldn't have to go to the movies.
0:41.9	The movies would come to you.
0:43.6	Well they are coming to you.
0:44.9	If you're ready for them,
0:45.9	via videotape cassettes you can play on your home television set.
0:50.1	But if what you want is Superman.
0:51.9	The only way you can get him is illegally from a modern day pirate.
0:55.6	They're going to throw the book at you, you know that?
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