Episode #1888: Oh What a Feeling When You're Standing Near the Ceiling Fan
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2015
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew provide a helpful guide to eating fast food during road trips. Luke explains why he had to reprimand some young ladies in a Chicago McDonalds. Andrew is diagnosed with "food aggression issues." And Pete Rose is still signing autographs at a small table in Las Vegas.
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| 0:00.0 | Tony, I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down. |
| 0:04.0 | I'm having doubts about being a cop. |
| 0:07.0 | You know, it's not like how it is on TV. |
| 0:10.0 | I've never like chased a guy across a crowded city square. |
| 0:15.0 | I've never hung on to that part of the helicopter. |
| 0:18.0 | You know that part underneath the thing where it lands? |
| 0:20.0 | Do you know that part? |
| 0:21.0 | Yes, I know that part. |
| 0:22.0 | I've never hung on to that. |
| 0:24.0 | I've never even commented here to be a cop. |
| 0:26.0 | That sounds like a lot of fun. |
| 0:29.0 | And that's the other thing. |
| 0:31.0 | You're too nice. |
| 0:33.0 | Why can't you be like the captain of Storsky and Hodg? |
| 0:35.0 | You know, when you come in and you're homing into your office |
| 0:38.0 | and you're balling me out because you're sick and tired of defending my |
| 0:41.0 | scribbled antics to the commissioner, why can't you do that? |
| 0:43.0 | Well, the truth of the matter is I don't report to a commissioner. |
| 0:46.0 | I report to a committee. |
| 0:48.0 | Some of whom are appointed, some elected, |
| 0:50.0 | and the rest co-opted on a biannual basis. |
| 0:52.0 | It's a quorum, so to speak. |
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