Episode 188: Basketball Diaries & the Ghost Pepper Challenge Science Report
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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This one starts with the gang talking about Andrew being concussed with a basketball while he was dressed as a viking in high school. Then, things get real when the Ghost Pepper Challenge mentioned on the previous episode becomes a truly scientific paper, spoken by DeWitt, transcribed by Danish, and heckled by O’Neill. You will enjoy the highly scientific, factual writing.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, you must have linked, baby. |
| 0:14.0 | You're going to get crazy. |
| 0:16.0 | Turn right into a normal play. |
| 0:21.0 | Settle down. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, shit. |
| 0:39.0 | Bitch cops. |
| 0:43.0 | I can't believe that's a real fucking fart. |
| 0:47.0 | I can't believe you can't believe it. |
| 0:50.0 | Unbelievable fart. A shotgun, machine gun fart. |
| 0:53.0 | I can't believe it's not butterfarts. |
| 0:55.0 | You're farts have gotten better. You haven't had to stand up at fart any. |
| 0:58.0 | Maybe I just moved on. |
| 1:02.0 | You beefed silently into the seat. |
| 1:07.0 | Rich is here. |
| 1:09.0 | I guess what he's talking about already. |
| 1:12.0 | He's talking about the farm. |
| 1:14.0 | Not yet you, but he's talking farm life. |
| 1:16.0 | All right. How about this? |
| 1:18.0 | Give me them shrimps with all the fixings. |
| 1:22.0 | Are we going to have a good show? |
| 1:24.0 | Rich, can you do that lower? |
| 1:26.0 | I fucking shades, bro. |
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