Episode 189: The Parking Lot Challenge
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
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On this episode of Beach Cops, Andy reveals that hot nurses on Reddit are getting a little too crazy on duty (doodie). Danish reveals a nefarious turd related plot on Broadway involving the Clintons. Then, O‘Neill gives his own science related report, and it’s JUST as insane as Andy’s, if not more so. Danish plays “smart music” to help the science get written! A LOT of very smart discussions this episode.
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| 0:00.0 | Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders including the Helix Kids mattress and two free pillows for our listeners. |
| 0:07.0 | Go to helixsleep.com slash beach cops. |
| 0:11.0 | This is their best offer yet and it won't last long with Helix better sleep starts now. |
| 0:31.0 | He's got to see that. |
| 0:55.0 | Unbelievable that fart justifies logic. |
| 1:01.0 | What the fuck? |
| 1:03.0 | Is that new? |
| 1:04.0 | That's just a little trick. |
| 1:05.0 | It's on YouTube. |
| 1:06.0 | You said of a bitch. |
| 1:07.0 | I thought you finally got it. |
| 1:09.0 | I thought you finally got a fucking soundboard. |
| 1:12.0 | This guy's got it on YouTube. |
| 1:14.0 | What the fuck did he do? |
| 1:18.0 | That's your new battle cry. |
| 1:20.0 | Dude, that's the horn that was blaring. |
| 1:22.0 | We got to talk about this tornado that... |
| 1:24.0 | Dude, I thought it was a LA yesterday. |
| 1:26.0 | I thought it was a mistake. |
| 1:27.0 | I thought it was a joke. |
| 1:29.0 | Montabello. |
| 1:31.0 | By the way, you see the video of it? |
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