Episode 187: Top of the Mornin' to Ye!
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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It’s St. Patrick’s day on Beach Cops, and Ryan demands respect for his heritage. Andy reveals he is 2% Vietnamese, and Ryan says he can tell. Then, the gang comes up with the new craze: The Ghost Pepper Challenge. Speaking of peppers, listener Hot Hot Peppers has advice for O’Neill about curing his wendigo problem. Also, we have a fantastic new quote compilation from new deputy Jake that may just earn us many more patrons!
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| 0:30.0 | Better good, better good, better good. |
| 0:37.0 | It goes. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh! |
| 0:48.0 | Happy St. Patrick's Day. |
| 0:51.0 | Top of the morning. |
| 0:52.0 | Top of the morning to ye. |
| 0:53.0 | When high-risk eyes are smiling. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.0 | What is that? |
| 0:59.0 | What is that? |
| 1:00.0 | These are my people, dude. |
| 1:01.0 | This is my people's music. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, is it? |
| 1:03.0 | What is it? |
| 1:04.0 | This is the celebration of me and my people. |
| 1:06.0 | Stand up and dance. |
| 1:07.0 | And you take the pieces, shit. |
| 1:09.0 | Oh, I'll get my cake out. |
| 1:12.0 | And you take your pants out. |
| 1:14.0 | Do you want me to start the episode doing an Irish pants list, Jid? |
| 1:18.0 | Do you have green undies? |
| 1:19.0 | Why not, dude? |
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