Episode #1879: Complicated Meat Systems
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2015
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Some of the latest details about the New York prison break are downright bonkers. Luke and Andrew discuss that, and they debate whether or not the New York Times is being unfair to one of the GOP presidential candidates. And listeners weigh-in on yesterday's pork talk.
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| 0:00.0 | Did you know the average person spends a year of his life watching inspirational YouTube videos without actually making a difference? |
| 0:07.0 | The average person will believe what I'm saying because I talk in the cadence that sounds thought out. |
| 0:12.0 | In fact, when in the actual, it has no meaning. |
| 0:15.0 | It's easy to talk shit about technology and rhyme it with biology. |
| 0:20.0 | It sounds like I'm saying something, but really I'm just saying some things. |
| 0:25.0 | This isn't too hard to do. |
| 0:28.0 | Simply take a phrase and reverse it. |
| 0:30.0 | But make sure to do it fast because if you're not too careful, the phrase might reverse you. |
| 0:35.0 | T-B-T-L. |
| 0:39.0 | DJing is not a profession. It's a hobby. |
| 0:44.0 | Unless you're wrecked. D's are someone awesome. |
| 0:47.0 | Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. |
| 0:52.0 | If you think this is easy for me, my name is squashed all over the papers. |
| 0:56.0 | I'll be on TV, national network. Do you think they like it? |
| 1:00.0 | Don't like to get everyone's first impressions. |
| 1:02.0 | You'd like to jump in. Anyone? |
| 1:05.0 | It's just stupid. |
| 1:07.0 | Stupid how? |
| 1:08.0 | It's refreshing, yet displeasing to the eye. |
| 1:11.0 | I get it. You're joking. See? I'm cool. I got jokes. |
| 1:17.0 | Hey everybody. Welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:25.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
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