Episode #1878: Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Monk
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2015
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
A news story about pigs has Luke questioning his pork consumption, and Andrew thinks he wants to go to Disneyland for some reason. Plus, Jerry Seinfeld says colleges aren't comedian-friendly, and a Khaleesi named Daenerys goes on a dragon ride. (One of those topics is related to Game of Thrones, btw.)
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| 0:00.0 | We have a witness go on record saying that they saw you in the White House parking lot |
| 0:04.9 | with Mr. Egan, Ms. Prokheimer, and Senator Pierce. |
| 0:08.8 | Uh, that's correct. I ran into them by chance because I was merely getting something from |
| 0:18.0 | my car. Where were you getting? Uh, I was getting some medicine. What kind of medicine? |
| 0:25.6 | Um, it's knee medicine. Knee medicine. Yeah, knee medicine. I have problems with my left knee. |
| 0:35.4 | Um, it hurts when I, uh, crouch. What was the name of the medicine? I want to say it's called, uh, |
| 0:43.7 | crouch cream. But that's not right. Um, it's a white tube with a red label. |
| 0:51.7 | I'm sure an intern could research as it has a silhouette of a horse on it. And I don't know |
| 0:56.4 | why the horse is on there. I guess horse is probably a good knees. So, um, but I think it's called, uh, |
| 1:03.1 | uh, kneezy, kneezy cream. I don't think that's it. |
| 1:14.8 | Oh, yeah. Yeah, ladies gather around ready for a show. |
| 1:20.3 | I'm a lady, by the way. Yeah. You want some of this? I know you do. |
| 1:24.1 | As the host of a late night show, I have to give the people what they want. And there is nothing |
| 1:29.5 | that people want more than not Hitler. Uh, that is obvious, uh, Lee. What it's clear, uh, that our view |
| 1:39.2 | is, uh, we don't support that view. That's not correct. This is compelling radio. |
| 1:49.5 | Hey, folks, welcome one and all to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show. |
| 1:56.4 | It just might be too beautiful to live. I just want to hug this show and never let it go. |
| 2:00.9 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Sorry, that was a little bit loud. |
| 2:06.3 | Off to a hot start here at episode 1,878 in a collector series. Shame on everybody involved. |
| 2:15.9 | We have so much to talk about. We're bursting at the imaginary radio seams here on this Tuesday |
| 2:22.7 | program. We let the fun begin. Jerry Seinfeld says he will not perform on college campuses |
| 2:28.9 | because of the politically correct culture. It is political correctness. Run a moke. |
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