Episode 186: Mother (I barely know her)

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2019

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Make sure to listen all the way to the end on this one! There's a surprise, and you'll enjoy it. So, stop being difficult about it. As the title of the show suggests, this one is about parenting (specifically, mothers). There are super cool parents who do blow with their kid and his friends in Colorado (allegedly). A "Dear Abby" like write-in poses an interesting question regarding family. Then, there's the tale of a nightmare Mom who went viral for trying to get her kid free swim lessons. Two different Moms freak about because people make fun of their kids' names.

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0:00.0	All you out there grazing on some grass couldn't help to notice that gorgeous as
0:05.8	that tail flips so seductively almost like a hand was welcome to me
0:11.8	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:16.0	I don't want to fuck you know.
0:18.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:22.0	I don't want to fuck you, I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you
0:23.4	No, baby girl do you want an apple?
0:26.4	I'll take you to the wedding chapel.
0:29.4	Hey baby girl, do you want some grains?
0:32.4	Your hindquarters are making me and Hey baby girl, do you want some grains?
0:33.0	Your hind quarters are making me insane.
0:36.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
0:40.0	I don't want to fuck you, I don't want to fuck you now.
0:42.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fucking go. You're a beautiful and bold, but I don't want to fuck you,
0:46.0	I don't want to fucking know.
0:48.0	I might be a man, you might be a horse but this bond between us is an overwhelming horse they could
1:01.1	see inside us, then they know that it's true.
1:06.0	Then you'd be inside me, and I'd be inside you.
1:11.0	And I'm be inside you. You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
1:19.0	I don't want to fuck you though.
1:21.0	You're a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you know you're beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you don't want to
1:26.0	fucking know you a beautiful animal but I don't want to fuck you don't want to fuck you. I'm a beautiful animal, but I don't want to fuck you.
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