Episode 185: Play in my Sandbox

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of different topics. O'Neill starts out by talking about a podcast he had the chance to listen to recently. We switch gears by discussing KFC's new attempt at getting attention. Then, we stay in the world of food with a story of "prankster" former pizza restaurant employee and another one about a disgruntled delivery driver. Later, an Australian sausage party is investigated, and we talk about what it means to be an autosexual. Spoiler alert, it has nothing to do with cars. We close the episode by talking about Ken Kratz, the DA from the Making a Murderer cases. We review his 2009 text messages that forced him to resign from his position. Hint, they're VERY scummy. And Dassman has thoughts about them. Enjoy.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody I'm here to say the Danish and know
0:03.4	can make it day I said there's a clue
0:05.6	here's no lies to jump along the ride no fishing
0:08.3	time clap your hands
0:09.7	don't be feet and don't forget to say, hey, what I mean?
0:13.0	Me a Beach pony that's true and blue,
0:15.0	E-22, we still coming for you.
0:17.0	So raise your hands for the end of the end of the end.
0:19.0	You know we hold it down my sickle care.
0:21.0	At the palm floor, at the bay, or in the proper at the YMCA.
0:25.0	Energy like I'm ill man but please don't make me kill man.
0:29.0	Don't make me call a THC, don't make me call a big gee don't make we call the das man they're gonna find you in
0:35.9	trash can right outside of the minute clinic the show starting y'all so sit and listen
0:42.1	yeah sit and listen folks.
0:45.0	That speakers sound weird too?
0:46.0	Yeah, it sounded really weird.
0:47.0	Because when you were doing it, I looked at you and then you looked at me and I was like,
0:49.7	was it not on?
0:50.7	Not it's on, it just sounds dim.
0:52.1	It sounded really weird. I don't know what that's about very
0:54.8	sure we're a high-tech show over here yeah we got to talk to our sound guy in the booth
1:00.9	dude I do you know that Lance Armstrong has a fucking podcast?
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