Episode 187: Steroid Nips

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Welcome. Danish starts out this episode by detailing how he fell down a Bushman rabbit hole on youtube. He ended up watching highlights of Bush's son play pro basketball. After that, Danish talks about making an appearance on Steve Rannazzisi's podcast, and how thanks to Steve's son, he learned a neat new term. He also describes Sam Tripoli's theory on how you can tell someone is on steroids (hint: look at the title of the show). Guy Fieri's KILLER episode of shoe shopping on Complex is dissected. After that, a listener email is read, and you must hear it to believe it. Steve Seagal's strange Australian media appearances are also described and scrutinized. We also discuss a cautionary tale about taking LSD and going to school. Shockingly, those two things don't mix. Speaking of shocking, some weirdo got a DUI while driving with a lemur and other animals, but now he wants them back. We also discuss a guy who has an emotional support alligator. Seriously. Bill Dillman.

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0:00.0	Dainty
0:07.0	Shagnonio!
0:11.0	Yeah!
0:12.0	Yeah! Yeah. I was Danish.
0:19.0	I was old near.
0:20.0	So I can tell you how they both feel
0:30.0	It's a free bagel
0:31.0	So it's a fucking good deal.
0:35.0	They call it Danish, Danish and
0:41.0	Danish in the only Danish Shannoneil.
0:48.0	Ganes Shannoneil.
0:51.0	Day Shannoneil. Day Shannone
0:52.0	You. Ganeshane. Shadow Neil, Day to Shadow Neil,
0:55.0	Day to Shandon Neil, Day in Shandon Neil,
0:59.0	Day to Sh no mee.
1:11.0	Because when you're drinking the blow soup, because when you're drinking the blow jia soup you don't know that your mouth
1:14.9	gonna stop getting very hot.
1:16.5	Juma, come on now you did grab my stuff and you touched my dick.
1:20.9	The Bushman life's a party, but kids please don't smoke crack.
1:25.0	It's a man begging the kids of America not to smoke crack.
1:31.0	Uh, it sounded like we were going to introduce the Bushman, but no it's not.
1:34.3	No. No. No. Yeah, don't be fooled everybody. Don't be fooled.
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