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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 184: Wango Dango Fla’mango Tango

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Yeee-haw! That's what I'd say if I were a big Texas cowboy type of guy. And here's another character I've been working on: "The Butler". Hello, ma'am. Welcome home for the evening. Your gown is in the foyer. I have a lot of these guys I never really get to do on the show because we're always talking about Kickstarter stuff. Which I guess is what I should be mentioning right about now. Oh well. Today on the show we have a new cube to talk about, which is great, even though I didn't get to do my Mad Scientist character. He goes like, Mwah haha haha. And we also have a Grumpy Cat LEGO type of thing. I did not have a character for that one, but I can make up one now. It's called, like, Clock Man. Well it looks like it's time to stop doing this character. Ok that was pretty good for being on the spot. There are some other Kickstarters on there too but basically just know there's like very little if any character work this week but next week Mike said we can do a lot more ok see ya.


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.


Hey if you like us and you like our friend and frequent guest Chris James of Not Even A Show, you're probably gonna wanna take a peek at our new show Good Morning, Good Morning. It's over on Stitcher Premium, which is a different website to get our stuff than normal. That's because the show is not your typical YKS. We've put on our writing and acting and directing hats and planned out a stupid little world for our idiot characters to get fucked up in. And we've got some great guests on there as well: Nick Wiger, Carl Tart, Brendon Walsh, Longmont Potion Castle, and a bunch more of our friends drop by to fart around. So check it out and use promo code SUCKS for a nice discount off the top.


Plus, on YKS Premium this week we've got the return of YKS Classic Segment Real or Fake...will Mike show his ass once again or, will he for some reason, triumph over the impossible odds of guessing correctly which dipshit products I have made up? Hey, either way, listening to him try is half the fun. Actually it's all the fun for you. There's no other fun than that. Listening to us is all the fun.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters up with these and stuff and suck to the man.

0:11.0

Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to be the thing that makes my congel go mad.

0:18.0

That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage.

0:24.0

I still keep drinking it up, cause I love it, and I need it.

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters, sucks.

0:33.0

The podcast.

0:38.0

Hey guys, I know that you're dedicated to fact finding and the truth.

0:46.0

That's pretty much what my cast is all about.

0:50.0

And so I just wanted to clear something up on your most recent episode.

0:53.0

You were talking about Bob Evans and Cracker Barrel, and nobody deal.

0:59.0

But I used to write TB commercials for Bob Evans a long time ago.

1:04.0

No big deal.

1:05.0

And if they heard you, the Bob Evans people, if they had heard you DB say,

1:13.0

Bob Evans is basically Cracker Barrel, their dick would explode with glee.

1:18.0

Because Bob Evans restaurants and Bob Evans farms their package, they worship at the altar of Cracker Barrel.

1:25.0

They would try to get like home style intel and copies of Cracker Barrels and report and pour over it for, you know, the secret sauce or what have you.

1:36.0

But anyway, I thought you would, you would want to know it's probably very important and relevant.

1:41.0

And I should probably talk about it a lot longer due to its importance and relevance.

1:46.0

Okay, truth always.

1:49.0

I love you guys.

1:51.0

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS Mike. Did you hear that pal?

1:57.0

Not important to know not necessary information waste of time that I just wasted a bunch of our time our listeners time his own time.

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