Episode 185: Tug & Bean
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2021
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Oh, you know we're buzzin! It's YKS baby! On today's show we've got the first-ever DOUBLE update on an old Kickstarter...some crap from the past, but twice! And of course the new crop of crap is here as well, on a big silver platter on a white linen covered table with wheels like you get in the fancy hotels. Oh boy I hope there's one packet of catsup and a very small container of too-hard butter in there. Either way it's going to be worth at least $95. Even if all that's there is a billboard yelling at DC politicians (in St Louis), an Inception-like look at the sovereign citizen movement, and a penis mobile. Plus a couple of emails, some voicemails, and about an hour of two guys goin "Now what in the darn heck is this!"
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.
The YKS Premium Patreon is litty!!!! That doesn't feel good to type that, so you gotta know how much it really is popping off over there. This week, we're heading back to What The Fund World to find out what the hell is going on with all the crap we've bought on Kickstarter recently, and to figure out what kind of crap we need to buy in the future (not good!) And next month we're kicking off Jesseuary, with a slate of great guests and stupid ass movies only a Jesse could love. And there's only one place to hear it...say it with me now! The littiest place on Earth! YKS Premium!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time I'm cracking another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff |
| 0:09.5 | and stuff to the man, cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to be a fake |
| 0:15.0 | and fake, I'm knocking jail, I'm going mad, that's all, that's all, that's all, I still |
| 0:21.0 | keep drinking that garbage, that's all, I still keep drinking it up, just I love it, |
| 0:28.0 | and I need it, and this is your cake starters up the podcast. |
| 0:36.0 | Hey everybody, we're going to YKS, Mike and JF, and Dan, we're all here. |
| 0:42.0 | We're waiting for you, come sit in the big room with us and what's a good thing to say |
| 0:47.0 | when someone comes into your house, Mike, what do you say when someone wants? |
| 0:50.0 | Been a long time for me, so I don't really remember, sorry, well being the rules, |
| 0:54.0 | what do you say when someone comes into your home? |
| 0:57.0 | What do I say, I say, you know, what are you doing in here? |
| 1:02.0 | Leave immediately. |
| 1:05.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | What do you want? |
| 1:08.0 | Your neighbor, your neighbor situation, yeah, not everybody else does that. |
| 1:12.0 | We have, yeah, don't, what would a normal person say? |
| 1:15.0 | I know what a normal person would say. |
| 1:17.0 | They'd say, hey JF, you forgot to play the voicemail at the end of the theme song |
| 1:22.0 | and I would say, that's right, that's a really good way to notice that. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:27.0 | I just point out your lights are going psycho, what are they doing over there? |
| 1:32.0 | I'm watching a movie. |
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