Episode 183: Even Sharper Image
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2021
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
2020 was one hell of a year...emphasis on the HELL part! Still, I'd love to relive it for some reason with a half-assed board game. And if that gets boring, maybe I'll head over to the gaming PC to boot up some warmed over shit from circa-1999 Newgrounds Flash barf. Even though neither of those things sounds that good to do, I'm still going to do them. If you want to stop me, you're going to have to tone up your butt muscles, slap on your Billionaire Suit, and hit the Prayers App. Cat Toilet. Couldn't work in the last one but getting 5 in there is not too shabby. Get in here you old dogs, it's time for YKS!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Exec Producer PBostrom.
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Oh boy, and after all that, there's still YKS Premium comin' out every Friday. This week on the program we have our friend Chris James joining us to talk about our new Stitcher Premium show Good Morning, Good Morning, pitch some new prank calls, and run through the Jokeblogger Top 10. Now that's what I call a Premium Experience!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff |
| 0:09.5 | to the man, cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the face |
| 0:15.0 | I'm mocking JL, I'm going mad, I'm not so, not so, not so good |
| 0:20.5 | I still keep drinking that garbage, I'm not so good |
| 0:24.0 | I still keep drinking it up, cause I love it and I need it |
| 0:29.5 | And this is your cake starters up |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast |
| 0:37.0 | Watching the classic film Convoy |
| 0:42.0 | and Boyle Boy is a lot of fun truckers are so cool |
| 0:46.0 | and they hate cops |
| 0:47.5 | Anyway, I have a question for you guys |
| 0:50.0 | My question is, what would your CB handles be if you guys are truckers? |
| 0:56.5 | They just said it, they just said three things matter when you're a trucker |
| 1:01.0 | Fast trucks, fast women and fast food |
| 1:05.0 | And if that ain't you guys, then I don't know what is |
| 1:08.0 | I have a good night |
| 1:12.0 | Hey everybody welcome to YKS, Mike and JF here in the cab |
| 1:17.0 | Instead of the booth we're in the cab of the truck |
| 1:21.0 | We are shuffling down the old highway on a long and known some highway |
| 1:27.0 | East of Omaha, come on DB you know what I'm talking about? |
| 1:31.0 | Get in here, get in here you old dog |
| 1:34.0 | Come on man |
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