Coming to the Greenwich Civic Center from London's West End, Sir Lloyd Wilson Weber's

Rapp the musical. Just give me that big booming face in your face. That booming face. Give me that stupid, bad rhyme every time. Just ride the crime.

Rapp the musical contains no rap music. How going on a dry boy, just me pussy and me. I'm a gangster of the old school you can call me OG.

Rapp the musical. The fun of rap. Without all that rap.

T-B-T-L!

Let's talk about Mindy. Mindy enjoys wearing scrunchies. No one has addressed that.

Scrunchies? I've never worn a fucking scrunchie in my whole life. You want to wear them though.

Being like that in Hollywood, that's easy. Paul Hansen-Metzy would be short-fat and smell like Doritos and try to make it Hollywood.

You must be Lakshmi Barthaka. Very good. I'm impressed by your pronunciation. Thank you. I listen to a lot of NPR.

No one listens to the radio. I wasn't even listening. I was listening to podcasts. Podcasts are great. Radio boy.

Well, from a blazing hot car in the sunny city of Seattle, Washington.

This is a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hi, everybody. I'm your host, Luke Burbank. Not sure what I'm weighing in today.

I'm not sure about a lot of things because I'm suffering through that horror of horrors and that is an internet outage.

More on that coming up in a moment. This is episode 1,835 in a collector's series.

We do have a lot of stuff to talk about even though we're kind of slightly in a Giver mode here, I guess.

A guy lived, I think, all of our worst nightmare. He went to a meeting that he thought was going to be business casual and it turns out

Barack Obama was there, which upgraded it from business casual to where your finest garments.

And we have the photos to prove that this happened. We'll talk about that also.

What if you left a party the way people tend to leave Facebook?

A new video is making the rounds and getting a lot of attention. We will discuss that as well.

And the Roblo commercials. I'm Roblo with Teen Wolf Back Hair. I'm Roblo with Direct TV or whatever they were about.

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